Ten Would you Rather's

I bought this clearance book at B&N full of "Would You Rather" questions. I'm opening to ten random ones.

1. Would you rather...
Ejaculate a deadly dart OR die if you are not having sex at 3:37pm every day?
Things to consider: moving to Vegas, pulling out, working as a spy

2. Would you rather...
Vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zipcode OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

3. Would you rather...
Have your genitalia be located on top of your head OR at the bottom of your left foot?
Things to consider: jogging, hats, the sexual act, masturbation

4. Would you rather...
Have mayonnaise tears OR Koolaid sweat?

5. For your wedding, would you rather...
Have a paintball war at the reception OR walk down the isle to "We're Not Gonna Take It" by the Twisted Sister?

6. Would you rather date...
A woman with a great body but rather simple conversational skills OR a woman who speaks with wit and insight but keeps her hand perpetually soaking in a bowl of wet spinach?

7. Would you rather...
Have a ketchup dispensing navel OR a pencil sharpening nostril?

8. Would you rather...
Have a chest of thick poison oak OR a sausage halo?

9. Would you rather have sex with...
Your dentist OR your third grade P.E. teacher?

10. Would you rather...
Have breast implants made of Nerf or Play-doh?

Wahaha. Not cutting b/c I don't feel like it.

FINISHED MY MOUNTING HELLS YEAH!!!

Of course now I smell like butt, much thanks to expired glue.

( I really have nothing to say for myself this week )

I won't go so far as to say I have my writing mojo back, because I probably don't just yet but....

STUDY ABROAD APPLICATION IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Come What May )

ジョカは真剣すぎると思いますか？
Do you think the joker is too serious?

どうしては真剣すぎますか？！
Why is he so serious?!

Yeah, not entirely sure I did that right XD but hey, practice makes perfect. Some of the kids in my japanese class are hilarious -- that's just one of the epic homework answers. Sensei is pretty great too.

Sensei: No --san, you're not asking how is the plug outfit is, even though it's probably genki. You want to know where.

Last week sucked, but I endeavor to put it behind me.

MY COMPUTER IS FUCKED UP AGAIN DF;JSDLKFJ;ASDLFJAS;LDF.

That aside...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat lots of candy or else.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACH!

Also, I am going home tomorrow, whee! Long way to go between now and then, but I'm just cheerful.

So I am sentenced to be computer less for tonight -- how will I function?!?!?! How am I supposed to write my paper or watch Much Ado About Nothing which I fully planned to rely on youtube for and is not in the library sdfjasdl;fjksd.

This doesn't even count RP, or that my friends live in the computer. ;;

Well, I guess I will be here until I get kicked out of the computer lab. I miss Edward the Fabulous.

I think this week has afforded me some clarity, organization wise.

In my dreams, more often than not the subject is either something I dread or something I want more than anything else. It's scarier when I cannot decide which.

Also, my computer has been a bitch, but I think I might have fixed it with help from Kitty. :] *CROSSES FINGERS*

Had greasy breakfast this morning and pick up soccer later and I need to do my postings for 18th century lit and IR for Tuesday. This getting shit done early thing. I'm really starting to like it.

I need fucking coffee.

This is ridiculous. WTF BODY.

A. Kanye West is an ass.

B. LeAtobe's current relocation to Vegas makes me thing about...( Random Story )

So uh brain is exploding with about five hours of class today. Ugh. At least there is only one tomorrow that I have yet to do hw for lol.

The teacher put up a link on the syllabus that I found very helpful...XD

( Forgotton your Nihongo )

So I've had all my classes and they all are so awesome! This is going to be an intense but really fun semester. There isn't a single classroom that I won't be all guh to be in.

Well that's a lie. Not because of the class, but because I hate waking up early. Don't even want to think about the amount of homework I have to do this weekend. I have to arrange all that tomorrow. I should spend a good part of the day in the library with just me and my books.

Five courses might be a little bit too much, but no way am I dropping anything. Especially the art, it's sick and makes Sanada muse very happy. Calligraphy and all.

Also, thanks to argentum_luna my laptop has a name. She sent me sparklies which obviously left me no choice but to name it Edward. Eddie for shorts. THANKS FOR THE SPARKLIES AND THE IDEA <3

Even if I love my classes, I am so relieved for the weekend. I'm burnt out.